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      <title>Issue #3: Working-Class Stories</title>
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If the phrase &ldquo;working class&rdquo; conjures vintage images of lumberjacks and Rosie the Riveter, it&rsquo;s time to reboot your brain for the twenty-first century. This issue of working-class stories casts a fresh light on the absurdity, banality, and redemption of contemporary wage-slavery. Join us for a shift at the circus, the Outback Steakhouse, a Minnesota dairy farm, a Plaid Pantry convenience store, and more. And don&rsquo;t be late, or we&rsquo;ll dock your pay.

This issue features brand-new stories, essays, and comics from Willy Vlautin, Kevin Sampsell, Suzanne Burns, Gigi Little, Chris A. Bolton, Sheila Ashdown, Megan Zabel, Daniel Hall, Christina Mackin, Jill Holtz, and John Gifford.

Profits from the sale of this issue will be donated to the strike fund of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union.
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      <title>Issue #1</title>
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Issue #1 is a butt-kicker, for sure, and lucky for you we still have a few copies. Features include El Ni&ntilde;o, a lobster boy, an elderly fortune-teller, a kitchen fire, awkward sex, a riding crop, a Shriners temple, cognac, and masturbatory decision-making.

Contributors: Laura Bogart, Ryan Davidson, Allan Shapiro, Keith Rosson, Ricardo Perin, Jon Lasser, and Dan Miller (cover art)
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      <title>POSTER: "El Nino Walks Into a Bar" </title>
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This two-color, limited-edition poster features the full text of Ryan Davidson&rsquo;s &ldquo;El Ni&ntilde;o Walks Into a Bar&rdquo; and a custom illustration by artist Keith Rosson. Signed, numbered, the whole shebang. Perfect for covering up a medium-sized hole in any wall in your home or business. (11&rdquo;x17&rdquo;)
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      <title>ISSUE #2 -- Sellout Sale!</title>
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Help us sell out of issue #2 -- now just $9 + FREE shipping! We'll even throw in a complimentary copy of issue #1, to boot.

Issue #2 offers another fine showing of literary tomfoolery. Features include hot pants, butterscotch turds, truck stops, rainbows, roller blades, an unquenchable fire, a nagging sense of failure, guilt by association, secret love, and a smidge of redemption.

Contributors: Lacey Jane Henson, Stephen D. Kelly, Eve Rosenbaum, Kara Weiss, Dan Moreau, Jane Rosenberg LaForge, Maggie Morgan, and Jonathan David Hanh Vu Hill (cover art).
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